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The Secret to Life and Marriage
No. Not again.
It’s a dull, pulsing pain that starts in my stomach and runs to the bottom of the…
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The Thing About Stepparents
My parents divorced when I was 4, and twice a year all the way through high school, my parents met…
Maybe It’s Time to Leave
My ex-wife reads this blog and probably often thinks: “Fuck that fucker,” even though she’s pretty nice to me most…
An Open Letter to Shitty Husbands, Vol. 10
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The Faux Apocalypse
The world ended 616 days ago when my wife moved out and my little son became someone I only got…
A Thinking Lesson From Jerry Seinfeld
Throughout most of my relationship that ended in divorce, I would try to win every fight.
Because winning is good,…
Adam Levine Is Better-Looking Than Me And Probably Always Will Be
He reached into one of the side drawers of his desk, pulled out a porn mag and flashed me the…
An Open Letter to Shitty Husbands, Vol. 9
Sometimes your wife cries in bed alone because she wants to hang out with you and you’d rather do anything…
Wanting What You Can’t Have
Maybe we’re all doomed.
More than half of our marriages fail already. Some of the ones still intact are brimming…
This Isn’t Advice, and You Shouldn’t Take It
I do not write an advice column.
I don’t want to be a life coach, I don’t think I’m smart…
