Month: May 2015

An Open Letter to Shitty Husbands, Vol. 12
Sometimes you hear about some married guy banging his coworker or one of his wife’s friends or one of his…
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The Jesus Fly
There was a noise at the kitchen window. Bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz! A sound like that could mean only one of two things:…
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The Secrets We Uncover
One minute I was standing on a hilltop in the Ohio countryside, scanning miles of farmland in every direction. The…
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When a Boy is Tortured and Murdered in Front of His Parents
When I was little, I sometimes asked my parents what would happen if bad guys ever tried to hurt us.…
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Why I Wrote “An Open Letter to Shitty Husbands”
“Wow. Your marriage is a complete replica of mine except I haven’t walked out yet and you sound a bit…
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The Things That Matter
One of my favorite scenes in one of my favorite shows had a man sitting on the edge of a…
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Your Penis Looks Bigger When You Don’t Procrastinate
There are two ways to write this post. There’s the way where I paint myself a victim of circumstance—someone who…
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The Eureka Effect: How to Save Marriages
I was crying all the time and sleeping in the guest room. It was a real shit show. My marriage…
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The Purple Shirt Theory
Is there a God? That’s not something I ever asked myself growing up because I was raised in a pretty…
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Help Me Find a Partner
My wife would get frustrated with me because sometimes I don’t finish things. It’s a pattern that reemerges in my…
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