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Hey, Is Anybody Out There?
Hey everyone. This is just a little test to see if any of you are still connected to this blog.…
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Maybe Jesus Was a Lousy Carpenter
I don’t know whether things like building inspectors or mechanisms for people to leave positive and negative customer reviews existed in…
I Am the Monster You Should Be Afraid Of
How far back can you remember?
I’m pretty sure I can remember moments when I was 3. We must have…
Do You Want to Dance? Or Do You Want to Dance?
I’m probably a sucky dancer. Like, to people who evaluate dance quality.
When I was a little kid there were…
Writing a Letter Won’t Convince Him to Stay, and Your Life Won’t Be Better if He Does
My heart was in the right place, but I think maybe I got it wrong when I tried to write…
The Times When Wives Owe Husbands Sex
I haven’t read the statutes or consulted an attorney, but it’s conceivable to me that a wife could owe her…
We Interrupt This Broadcast
Hey guys.
I’ve never written a Purpose Statement for MBTTTR, but if I ever do, I imagine it will…
Guest Post: The Thing All Women Do That You Don’t Know About
Editor’s Note:
I’m not going to hold men’s feet to the fire for finding women attractive, and acting like it.…
Decent Men in Indecent Times: Rape, Sex & Locker Room Talk
Not long before my high school graduation, one of my friends said another one of my friends raped her.
No…
It’s Okay to Miss Things Without Wanting Them Back
Because I’ve been incredibly blessed, my parents’ divorce when I was 4 was the worst thing to happen to me…
How to Fail at Saving Lives
Follow these 20 steps to do it right.
1.
Have your parents get divorced when you’re young. Before kindergarten works.…