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An Open Letter to Shitty Husbands, Vol. 9
Sometimes your wife cries in bed alone because she wants to hang out with you and you’d rather do anything…
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Wanting What You Can’t Have
Maybe we’re all doomed.
More than half of our marriages fail already. Some of the ones still intact are brimming…
The Number 333, Vol. 2
“3:33,” the digital clock likes to tell me.
“Oh, here he goes again! Matt thinks he’s a numerologist!”
Believe what…
The Science of the Heart is Sometimes Lost on Me
I used to make my wife cry because I treated her like her feelings weren’t important.
“Just because you feel…
Now I Can Die in Peace
I root for professional sports teams in a city famous for not winning a championship in 50 years.
It’s almost…
The Belt Notches
I was dressing for work the other day when it happened. While buckling my belt, I noticed it needed to…
You’re Not Supposed to Laugh at That
I was the only adult in the introductory Cub Scouts meeting without a child present.
“Which one is your son?”…
Here I Am
We never turn it off.
Ever.
Our minds, like a humming hard drive, always buzz, buzz, buzzing, jumping from one…
How To Never Have Bad Days
I was offered a job when I was 28 that would have basically eliminated financial concerns for the rest of…
18 Months: A Post-Divorce Milestone
I panicked when I lost my family.
You freak because those you love are gone. You freak because you feel…
