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How to Find the Classic WordPress Editor
(Author’s Note: Feel free to skip to the bottom of this post for help finding the old “Add New Post”…
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Hey! Stop “Bob Rodgersing” My Pregnant Wife!
Author’s Note: Sexual assault isn’t funny. And if Bob Rodgers were to ever “Bob Rodgers” the wrong person, he could…
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The Accidental Vagina
I was falling asleep because it was late and I wake up early. “Talk soon,” I texted before plugging my…
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The Jesus Fly
There was a noise at the kitchen window. Bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz! A sound like that could mean only one of two things:…
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Your Penis Looks Bigger When You Don’t Procrastinate
There are two ways to write this post. There’s the way where I paint myself a victim of circumstance—someone who…
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Matt the Plumber
I looked the part. Jeans and a tee shirt. A wrench and a bucket. But the universe knows I’m not…
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The Underwear Problem
Sometimes I wear embarrassing underwear. Each time I do, I’m gambling that no women are going to jump out of…
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Surprised by Election Day? Please Don’t Vote!
Facebook and Google and McDonald’s and a bunch of other large, influential organizations are encouraging Americans to get out and…
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You’re Not Supposed to Laugh at That
I was the only adult in the introductory Cub Scouts meeting without a child present. “Which one is your son?”…
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Check Yourself Before You Autocorrect Yourself
“Hey! What’s the name of that HBO show you keep telling me to watch?” “A song of boners.” “A song…
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