Hey! Stop “Bob Rodgersing” My Pregnant Wife!
Author’s Note: Sexual assault isn’t funny. And if Bob Rodgers were to ever “Bob Rodgers” the wrong person, he could…
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The Accidental Vagina
I was falling asleep because it was late and I wake up early. “Talk soon,” I texted before plugging my…
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The Jesus Fly
There was a noise at the kitchen window. Bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz! A sound like that could mean only one of two things:…
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Your Penis Looks Bigger When You Don’t Procrastinate
There are two ways to write this post. There’s the way where I paint myself a victim of circumstance—someone who…
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