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Hey! Stop “Bob Rodgersing” My Pregnant Wife!
Author’s Note: Sexual assault isn’t funny. And if Bob Rodgers were to ever “Bob Rodgers” the wrong person, he could…
The Accidental Vagina
I was falling asleep because it was late and I wake up early.
“Talk soon,” I texted before plugging my…
The Jesus Fly
There was a noise at the kitchen window.
Bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!
A sound like that could mean only one of two things:…
Your Penis Looks Bigger When You Don’t Procrastinate
There are two ways to write this post.
There’s the way where I paint myself a victim of circumstance—someone who…
Matt the Plumber
I looked the part. Jeans and a tee shirt. A wrench and a bucket.
But the universe knows I’m not…
The Underwear Problem
Sometimes I wear embarrassing underwear.
Each time I do, I’m gambling that no women are going to jump out of…
Surprised by Election Day? Please Don’t Vote!
Facebook and Google and McDonald’s and a bunch of other large, influential organizations are encouraging Americans to get out and…
You’re Not Supposed to Laugh at That
I was the only adult in the introductory Cub Scouts meeting without a child present.
“Which one is your son?”…
Check Yourself Before You Autocorrect Yourself
“Hey! What’s the name of that HBO show you keep telling me to watch?”
“A song of boners.”
“A song…