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My New Book Gets Published Today and I Really Hope You’ll Buy a Copy
You know, I never imagined writing non-fiction. Certainly not about divorce and relationships, and certainly not about me, personally.
But…
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A Quick Note About Stuff and Things 5-31-2016
Hey guys.
I had an unusually busy and not-super-fun weekend at a car dealership. I’ve decided that buying cars is…
The Accidental Vagina
I was falling asleep because it was late and I wake up early.
“Talk soon,” I texted before plugging my…
Ask Me Things, Please
In an effort to evolve this blog and maybe have a little fun or some great conversation, I launched a…
Check Yourself Before You Autocorrect Yourself
“Hey! What’s the name of that HBO show you keep telling me to watch?”
“A song of boners.”
“A song…
The Jesuit Standoff
Pooping embarrasses me more than almost anything.
You might say I suffer from a super-minor form of parcopresis. It’s not…
Hangovers and $4 Lobster
Because I had more fun than I usually do last night, I don’t feel amazing today.
While I was being…
The Problems That Remain
When I have a bunch of chores, I tend to save the hardest stuff for last.
I think there’s probably…
The Three Wishes
Everyone has considered it.
Finding that genie lamp.
Three wishes.
“Only” three. Because we’re greedy and we want more. We…