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The Things That Make You Go Vroom
I’ve never written it here before, but I work in the automotive industry. I’m not a “car guy” in the…
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The False Memories
And there she was. My gorgeous ex-wife, on the floor with our son, doting over something he’d put together. “Hey…
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How to Change the World
“I have fought against white domination, and I have fought against black domination. I have cherished the ideal of a…
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Do What Matters
What matters most varies from person to person. Often it’s our children. Our family. Our friends. Our faith. We value…
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How to Be a Man
I’m going to turn 35 in 2014. Just a few short months from now. My life is not what I…
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Almost Murdered in Peoria
It started the same as every horror movie you’ve ever seen, minus the part where I got to have sex…
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The Overdue Library Books
I’m coming unraveled. And I’m angry. At myself. At my ex-wife. At my life. But mostly, it’s just me. Own…
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The Lottery Tickets
They peek from my wallet. Two small pieces of paper with random number sequences printed on them. They’re most likely…
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How to Accept Gifts
I am historically bad at accepting gifts from anyone who is not my mom or dad. I get a little…
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How to Swear: Welcome to O-#%!*ing-hio
Because the folks at Mashable took their sweet-ass time reporting this awesome story, many people didn’t learn until yesterday that…
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