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The Jesus Fly
There was a noise at the kitchen window.
Bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!
A sound like that could mean only one of two things:…
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The Secrets We Uncover
One minute I was standing on a hilltop in the Ohio countryside, scanning miles of farmland in every direction.
The…
Why I Wrote “An Open Letter to Shitty Husbands”
“Wow. Your marriage is a complete replica of mine except I haven’t walked out yet and you sound a bit…
The Things That Matter
One of my favorite scenes in one of my favorite shows had a man sitting on the edge of a…
Your Penis Looks Bigger When You Don’t Procrastinate
There are two ways to write this post.
There’s the way where I paint myself a victim of circumstance—someone who…
The Purple Shirt Theory
Is there a God?
That’s not something I ever asked myself growing up because I was raised in a pretty…
Help Me Find a Partner
My wife would get frustrated with me because sometimes I don’t finish things.
It’s a pattern that reemerges in my…
The Ghost Upstairs
On Tuesday, I came home late at night to an empty house and heard footsteps coming from my upstairs bedroom…
I Heard Someone Upstairs When No One Else Was Home
It was about 10 p.m. last night when my friend dropped me off at home.
I unlocked my back door,…
“Be Yourself” is Great Advice We’re Often Too Scared to Follow
Sometimes people tell you to “just be yourself” because they like you and assume other people will, too. They say…
