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Maybe It’s Time to Leave
My ex-wife reads this blog and probably often thinks: “Fuck that fucker,” even though she’s pretty nice to me most…
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An Open Letter to Shitty Husbands, Vol. 10
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How to Achieve Your New Year’s Resolutions
I was going to write a book.
I was going to get in the best physical condition of my adulthood.…
Must Be This Old To Ride
I wasn’t particularly confident or unconfident when I was a kid.
But something changed mid-high school, and whatever social fears…
Everything’s Going to be Okay
“I’m struggling today,” she said.
Her kids are 500 miles away. The mandatory waiting period for her state to finalize…
Everything Will Change
I wasn’t allowed to watch MTV or Beverly Hills, 90210 or go to boy-girl parties like the rest of my…
The Human Mosaic
“I love pizza.”
“I love pizza, too! It’s my favorite!”
“What’s your favorite kind?”
“Deep dish with white sauce and…
The Faux Apocalypse
The world ended 616 days ago when my wife moved out and my little son became someone I only got…
The Holidays One Year Later
When you’re co-dependent and have never truly been on your own and you haven’t had sex in more than a…
You Don’t Know Me
At work I write subject lines and email copy designed to get people to open my company’s emails and buy…
