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Everything Will Change
I wasn’t allowed to watch MTV or Beverly Hills, 90210 or go to boy-girl parties like the rest of my…
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The Faux Apocalypse
The world ended 616 days ago when my wife moved out and my little son became someone I only got…
The World Needs Clock Punchers
I bet I’ll panic when I’m dying.
I get nervous about things. And I’m pretty sure I’ll be nervous about…
The Holidays One Year Later
When you’re co-dependent and have never truly been on your own and you haven’t had sex in more than a…
A Thinking Lesson From Jerry Seinfeld
Throughout most of my relationship that ended in divorce, I would try to win every fight.
Because winning is good,…
Bring the Target Closer
When life coach and motivational speaker Tony Robbins was 24, he wanted to train U.S. soldiers to shoot better, despite…
Doing What We Don’t Want To
I sometimes want to punt my six-year-old when he says: “No. I’m not doing that.”
I’m a curious person. Always…
The Truth About Lying
I looked my mom in the eye and lied to her about watching a movie I wasn’t allowed to watch…
You Don’t Know Me
At work I write subject lines and email copy designed to get people to open my company’s emails and buy…
Adam Levine Is Better-Looking Than Me And Probably Always Will Be
He reached into one of the side drawers of his desk, pulled out a porn mag and flashed me the…
