We Interrupt This Broadcast
  Hey guys. I’ve never written a Purpose Statement for MBTTTR, but if I ever do, I imagine it will…
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There’s Gonna Be Some Changes Around Here
I’ve been forging my shiny new iron fist and intend to wield it mercilessly on properly informed violators. The purpose…
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How to Avoid Spit in Your Food and Get Your Spouse to Work on Your Marriage
I lose control sometimes. I don’t know whether I’m in the minority, or whether most other people lose it, too.…
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The Secret to Life and Marriage
No. Not again. It’s a dull, pulsing pain that starts in my stomach and runs to the bottom of the…
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Want to Make Magic?
She’s a mom. A mom with four kids and a husband doing the best he can to provide for all…
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An Open Letter to Shitty Husbands, Vol. 8
Boys and girls grow up pretending to not like each other while playing together on schoolyard playgrounds. The Boys vs.…
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How I Could Just Kill a Man
I could kill a person trying to harm my son. I could kill a person trying to harm others I…
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The Phantom Traffic Jams
You’re cruising down the highway, getting where you want to be. Out of nowhere, you’re hitting your brakes. Then, you’re…
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To Dust We Shall Return
Same old song, just a drop of water in an endless sea All we do, crumbles to the ground, though…
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Being Nice Isn’t Enough
For years, I wouldn’t hear it. The complaining. Some men call it “nagging.” Or “bitching.” Or “PMS-ing.” She must be…
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