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I’ve never written a Purpose Statement for MBTTTR, but if I ever do, I imagine it will…
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There’s Gonna Be Some Changes Around Here
I’ve been forging my shiny new iron fist and intend to wield it mercilessly on properly informed violators.
The purpose…
How to Avoid Spit in Your Food and Get Your Spouse to Work on Your Marriage
I lose control sometimes.
I don’t know whether I’m in the minority, or whether most other people lose it, too.…
The Secret to Life and Marriage
No. Not again.
It’s a dull, pulsing pain that starts in my stomach and runs to the bottom of the…
Want to Make Magic?
She’s a mom.
A mom with four kids and a husband doing the best he can to provide for all…
An Open Letter to Shitty Husbands, Vol. 8
Boys and girls grow up pretending to not like each other while playing together on schoolyard playgrounds.
The Boys vs.…
How I Could Just Kill a Man
I could kill a person trying to harm my son.
I could kill a person trying to harm others I…
The Phantom Traffic Jams
You’re cruising down the highway, getting where you want to be.
Out of nowhere, you’re hitting your brakes.
Then, you’re…
To Dust We Shall Return
Same old song, just a drop of water in an endless sea
All we do, crumbles to the ground, though…
Being Nice Isn’t Enough
For years, I wouldn’t hear it.
The complaining. Some men call it “nagging.” Or “bitching.” Or “PMS-ing.”
She must be…
