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How to Be Loyal
I cheated on her.
I did.
She’s engaged to be married to someone else. But still. We have a thing,…
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The Pursuit of Happiness, Vol. 2
There is a small country in South Asia—Bhutan—where the government measures its success based on the collective happiness of its…
Advertising and Kids
I know how to stimulate the economy.
Not create job growth, necessarily. This plan would almost certainly not address the…
The Jesuit Standoff
Pooping embarrasses me more than almost anything.
You might say I suffer from a super-minor form of parcopresis. It’s not…
An Open Letter to Shitty Husbands, Vol. 6
You think you’re being nice. But you’re not.
You think you’re doing her a favor. But you’re not.
You think…
Hangovers and $4 Lobster
Because I had more fun than I usually do last night, I don’t feel amazing today.
While I was being…
I Don’t Smoke Cigars
It’s the little moments that change your life forever.
The whispers.
The That almost happened! moments.
The close calls.
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The Greatest Generation
After my parents came back to the house to tell me which one of them I was going to live…
“Dad! I Have to Show You Something.”
Uh-oh.
That can mean so many things.
“Daaaad! I have to show you something,” my five-year-old yelled from down the…
The Problems That Remain
When I have a bunch of chores, I tend to save the hardest stuff for last.
I think there’s probably…
