Life

I thought Dave wanted to be my friend. Fine by me. I’m friendly and stuff, and pretty much everyone I…

“Fine. I’ll just stay with mom all the time and you won’t see me anymore!” he said about seven years…

I try to explain how it works in my head but most people don’t or can’t understand. It’s probably really…

I don’t want a dog. It’s National Dog Day, so it’s probably not the most popular thing to think or…

I had never considered using a pen name. Not really. I don’t know why. Maybe vanity. Maybe I wanted my…

There are three common reactions to my ‘An Open Letter to Shitty Husbands’ series, and I hate two of them.…

Most of you have no idea who I am (and don’t care). Some of you know my name is Matt.…

You probably think I’m procrastinating. (And you’re technically correct.) But in the context of my life, things are right on…

I’ve been sitting here staring at the screen. Another one of those I-don’t-know-what-to-write moments. “What happens if you just took…

I don’t know how much of my life is real. Less than half, maybe. Sometimes you just have to stop…