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Male Commenters Are From Mars, Female Commenters Are From Venus
I can see both sides now in a way I never could before.
I wish I could explain how, because…
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The World Burns While We Keep Up With the Kardashians
OMG, OMG, OMG, you guys. Did you hear about Leonardo DiCaprio? That he bangs a lot of chicks?
Howard Stern…
If I Die Before I Wake
I think about dying sometimes.
I think about dying because sometimes people die.
I can’t decide how afraid of it…
My First Radio Interview
Back at my first newsroom job, my paper had a partnership with a regional television news network. Whenever big stories…
The Things Men Love More Than Wives and Children
Many guys are afraid of committing to relationships.
Maybe it’s because we know there will be work and sacrifice involved…
An Open Letter to Shitty Husbands, Vol. 13
Sooooo. I’ve totally masturbated before.
Maybe once. Or maybe 87 million times. Truthfully, I don’t want to talk about it…
How to Be a Man, Vol. 3
“This will work out,” Monty Williams said at his wife’s funeral the other day.
Out of context, you might find…
How to Avoid Spit in Your Food and Get Your Spouse to Work on Your Marriage
I lose control sometimes.
I don’t know whether I’m in the minority, or whether most other people lose it, too.…
The Third Post-Divorce Valentine’s Day
My phone buzzed.
The text read: “I’m telling you now, so we don’t have to have a guilt-ridden conversation later.…
Do Nice Guys Really Finish Last?
If we are referring to orgasms: Absolutely. I mean, you want her to like it and want to do it…
