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Nothing Quite Like Home
It’s almost an out-of-body experience.
Those moments when you’re somewhere else, seeing something with your own eyes that matters to…
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How to Crowdsource Book-Writing Ideas
I’m going to die.
I could be well over halfway to the end as I sit here and type. And…
The Saddest Place in the World
If the pursuit of happiness is our most-important Earthly mission, my neighbors and I are doing it wrong.
According to…
To Dust We Shall Return
Same old song, just a drop of water in an endless sea
All we do, crumbles to the ground, though…
How to Be Loyal
I cheated on her.
I did.
She’s engaged to be married to someone else. But still. We have a thing,…
The Pursuit of Happiness, Vol. 2
There is a small country in South Asia—Bhutan—where the government measures its success based on the collective happiness of its…
Advertising and Kids
I know how to stimulate the economy.
Not create job growth, necessarily. This plan would almost certainly not address the…
The Jesuit Standoff
Pooping embarrasses me more than almost anything.
You might say I suffer from a super-minor form of parcopresis. It’s not…
An Open Letter to Shitty Husbands, Vol. 6
You think you’re being nice. But you’re not.
You think you’re doing her a favor. But you’re not.
You think…
Hangovers and $4 Lobster
Because I had more fun than I usually do last night, I don’t feel amazing today.
While I was being…