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Your Penis Looks Bigger When You Don’t Procrastinate
There are two ways to write this post.
There’s the way where I paint myself a victim of circumstance—someone who…
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The Eureka Effect: How to Save Marriages
I was crying all the time and sleeping in the guest room. It was a real shit show.
My marriage…
The Purple Shirt Theory
Is there a God?
That’s not something I ever asked myself growing up because I was raised in a pretty…
Help Me Find a Partner
My wife would get frustrated with me because sometimes I don’t finish things.
It’s a pattern that reemerges in my…
The Ghost Upstairs
On Tuesday, I came home late at night to an empty house and heard footsteps coming from my upstairs bedroom…
I Heard Someone Upstairs When No One Else Was Home
It was about 10 p.m. last night when my friend dropped me off at home.
I unlocked my back door,…
“Be Yourself” is Great Advice We’re Often Too Scared to Follow
Sometimes people tell you to “just be yourself” because they like you and assume other people will, too. They say…
Marijuana, Bible Studies, and Bridge Construction
“Shit! I have to go.”
Everything was hazy and surreal in the smoke-filled room. It’s because four of us just…
How to Get Unstuck and Solve Problems
The most valuable thing in the world is a good idea.
Sometimes we think up something fantastic and find out…
A Time for Fighting
If I kill a pedestrian with my car while obeying all laws and cooperating with law enforcement, I am unlikely…
