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Pottymouth Training, Vol. 2
I’ll never be able to look at him the same.
Not after yesterday.
Just 44 inches. He loves to tell…
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The Overdue Library Books
I’m coming unraveled.
And I’m angry.
At myself. At my ex-wife. At my life.
But mostly, it’s just me.
Own…
How to Feel Proud of Your Child
I’m hard on my son sometimes.
To the point where I make him angry. Because I want him to be…
The Tooth Fairy: An Economic Analysis
My five-year-old son has loose teeth. Three of them.
One may come out as soon as today.
He’s pretty excited…
Chauncey Billups Isn’t Real
I wanted to go to outer space.
Fly in space shuttles. Eat shitty space ice cream. Play on the moon.…
Pottymouth Training
It must have been between songs, because I tend to play music loudly, even with my five-year-old son in the…
Grade School Shenanigans, Vol. 2: He Did What!?!?
The two most-commonly told jokes in men’s restrooms among both acquaintances and strangers, go like this:
“Oh, so this is…
Grade School Shenanigans
I kept my head down.
My first-grade teacher was really letting me have it in front of the entire class.…
“Be Still and Know that I am God”
God talks to me.
Not from a burning bush.
Not from the heavens above.
Not in my dreams.
Not through…
