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Marijuana, Bible Studies, and Bridge Construction
“Shit! I have to go.”
Everything was hazy and surreal in the smoke-filled room. It’s because four of us just…
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The Human Experience
I want to have sex with her. But I’m also afraid she’ll think I’m no good at it and tell…
Maybe If We Don’t, We Die
When your marriage fails and you’re in your thirties and you have a child, you freak out.
First, your wife…
Somebody’s Got to Feel This*
I was watching Benji with a group of family members in my grandparents’ living room the first time it happened.…
An Open Letter to Shitty Husbands, Vol. 10
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Everything’s Going to be Okay
“I’m struggling today,” she said.
Her kids are 500 miles away. The mandatory waiting period for her state to finalize…
Everything Will Change
I wasn’t allowed to watch MTV or Beverly Hills, 90210 or go to boy-girl parties like the rest of my…
It Doesn’t Have to Be This Way
My uncle saw the yellow piece of paper stuck under the windshield and walked over to investigate.
A police ticket…
The Underwear Problem
Sometimes I wear embarrassing underwear.
Each time I do, I’m gambling that no women are going to jump out of…
Adam Levine Is Better-Looking Than Me And Probably Always Will Be
He reached into one of the side drawers of his desk, pulled out a porn mag and flashed me the…
