Dating

Every time she’d walk into the kitchen and find a drinking glass by the sink, she moved incrementally closer to moving out and ending our marriage. I just didn’t know it yet. But even if I had, I fear I wouldn’t have worked as hard to change my behavior as I would have stubbornly tried to get her to see things my way.

The closest thing to a girlfriend I’ve had since getting divorced was someone I met in the first 10 months.…

I was certain Santa Claus was real. That’s why I argued with my friend Bill about it in second grade…

So, I met a girl. She seems to like me. It’s weird, because that never happens. (Yes, that’s hyperbole.) But…

You know it when you hear a song. You know it when you take a drink, read a book, or…

Maybe I was just doing it wrong. Totally possible. I’m good at several things, but there’s no reason to believe…

I was drinking a lot of vodka to numb the pain. Not scary amounts. Nothing dangerous. But I was using…

I thought Dave wanted to be my friend. Fine by me. I’m friendly and stuff, and pretty much everyone I…

There are three common reactions to my ‘An Open Letter to Shitty Husbands’ series, and I hate two of them.…

A wife asked her husband to read my ‘Shitty Husbands’ posts, which happens more than I’d like. (Because passive-aggressively telling…