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A Robot That Does Everything For You
“Hey dad,” my five-year-old son said. “Wouldn’t it be cool if for your birthday, I got you a robot that…
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The Calm Before the Storm
“His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy
There’s vomit on his sweater already…” ‘Lose Yourself,’ Eminem
Hundreds of…
It’s Okay to Hurt
Sarah was just a child when she lost her big sister.
A gorgeous 17-year-old. Stricken with cancer. Died in her…
How to Be the Worst Paperboy
I grew up poor.
In a Catholic school with uniforms and predominantly wealthy classmates.
We weren’t, like, destitute. The lights…
Dating After Divorce: An Exercise in Relearning
In the 1860s, despite relatively widespread use of keyboards for writing and professional communication, businessmen investing in typewritten communications were…
The Catch-22
Chest heaving, tears running down my face, the words pour out of me.
I couldn’t hold them in if I…
The Roommate Dilemma
I live unsustainably.
I’ve known it for a while, but it really became evident when I was kicking around how…
A Glimpse
There’s a U.S. military arsenal not far from where I live—adjacent to the small township in which my ex-wife grew…
Two Parts Hydrogen, One Part Oxygen
Even holed up in a hospital bed for the first time since 1970, my father was still sympathetic to my…
Don’t Come With Me if You Want to Live
I threw in my lot with most of you a long time ago.
And by “most of you,” I mean…