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The Man in the Mirror
I see him every morning when I step out of the shower.
We stare at one another again while I’m…
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The Phantom Traffic Jams
You’re cruising down the highway, getting where you want to be.
Out of nowhere, you’re hitting your brakes.
Then, you’re…
Faster Than Sound
Bullets could do it.
Cannon balls could do it.
But no one knew whether a human being could do it.…
The Dream Weaver
As the clock ticked down on my marriage, I was a total wreck of a human being.
I faked it…
How to Get Lucky
“Chance favors the prepared mind.” – Louis Pasteur, Dec. 7, 1854
The odds of finding a four-leaf clover are about…
The Vampire Test
Pablo Picasso was a vampire.
The famed artist had a talent and reputation for sucking energy from the people he…
How to Crowdsource Book-Writing Ideas
I’m going to die.
I could be well over halfway to the end as I sit here and type. And…
The Saddest Place in the World
If the pursuit of happiness is our most-important Earthly mission, my neighbors and I are doing it wrong.
According to…
To Dust We Shall Return
Same old song, just a drop of water in an endless sea
All we do, crumbles to the ground, though…
How to Be Loyal
I cheated on her.
I did.
She’s engaged to be married to someone else. But still. We have a thing,…
