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The Pursuit of Happiness, Vol. 2
There is a small country in South Asia—Bhutan—where the government measures its success based on the collective happiness of its…
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Advertising and Kids
I know how to stimulate the economy.
Not create job growth, necessarily. This plan would almost certainly not address the…
The Jesuit Standoff
Pooping embarrasses me more than almost anything.
You might say I suffer from a super-minor form of parcopresis. It’s not…
An Open Letter to Shitty Husbands, Vol. 6
You think you’re being nice. But you’re not.
You think you’re doing her a favor. But you’re not.
You think…
The Problems That Remain
When I have a bunch of chores, I tend to save the hardest stuff for last.
I think there’s probably…
Why Kids Are Happier Than You
Kids are smarter than you.
When kids aren’t crapping their pants, exposing themselves in public or throwing temper tantrums because…
How to Not Choose Yourself
It’s so easy to feel sorry for yourself.
I do it all the time.
Because I lost my wife. Because…
Technical Difficulties, Vol. 3
I premature ejac-posted tomorrow’s post while trying to edit it on my phone WHILE drinking.
*shrug*
I’m sorry.
It will…
Groundhog Day CXXIII
“This is one time where television really fails to capture the true excitement
of a large squirrel predicting the weather.”…
Being Nice Isn’t Enough
For years, I wouldn’t hear it.
The complaining. Some men call it “nagging.” Or “bitching.” Or “PMS-ing.”
She must be…