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The Heaviest Laundry
I pulled the sexy underwear from the dryer.
Black.
Lace.
Hot.
It had been months since I’d touched her. But…
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Check Yourself Before You Autocorrect Yourself
“Hey! What’s the name of that HBO show you keep telling me to watch?”
“A song of boners.”
“A song…
The Storm
My phone made a sound I’d never heard before.
I picked it up and looked at the screen. Tornado warning.…
The Hand That Rocks the Cradle
Many aspects of the human experience unite us.
Commonalities. Things we all share. Our DNA is similar. Our biology and…
The 95 Percent
“Hey, Matt! Why are you always talking about divorce!?!?”
Because next to things like air and food and water, I…
How to Be Hopeful, Vol. 2
Hope is most important when it feels hopeless.
I’m sure everyone’s rock bottom looks and feels a little different. Mine…
How to Be Hopeful
She would just smile and roll her eyes at me.
My pretty wife.
We’d be standing in the kitchen, or…
An Open Letter to Shitty Husbands, Vol. 7
Divorce and broken homes and dysfunctional relationships are a global epidemic.
Men have the most power to help solve the…
How I Could Just Kill a Man
I could kill a person trying to harm my son.
I could kill a person trying to harm others I…
How James Altucher Saved My Life
James Altucher lied to get on television because he was afraid to fly on airplanes following the Sept. 11, 2001…
