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An Open Letter to Shitty Husbands, Vol. 13
Sooooo. I’ve totally masturbated before.
Maybe once. Or maybe 87 million times. Truthfully, I don’t want to talk about it…
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The Third Post-Divorce Valentine’s Day
My phone buzzed.
The text read: “I’m telling you now, so we don’t have to have a guilt-ridden conversation later.…
Unidentified ADHD Probably Ended My Marriage
Okay. How do I explain this so people can understand?
Favor request: Please set aside any preconceived notions, biases or…
‘My Wife is Irrational, Therefore She’s Wrong’
I know it’s hard, guys.
I’ll never be confused for a genius or scholar, but I’m reasonably bright in a…
A Crooked Soul Trying to Stay Up Straight
I’d like to tell you I’m a man of deep, unshakable faith. I’d like to tell you I know the…
Surprise! I Don’t Completely Suck
“The more you suffer, the more it shows you really care. Right? Yeah!” — The Offspring
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Some people think I…
The Book Project, Vol. 2
You probably think I’m procrastinating. (And you’re technically correct.) But in the context of my life, things are right on…
What If You Did It This Way?
Maybe he thought I was being a silly liberal hippy when I said all anyone really wants is to be…
ADHD is Real and I Have It
I’ve always been this way, so I never bothered to consider something might be wrong.
It’s not that I procrastinate…
A Funny Little Thing
Because of work stuff, I can’t write today.
Soon (tomorrow?) I’m going to tell you about the time a clinical…
