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Maybe If We Don’t, We Die
When your marriage fails and you’re in your thirties and you have a child, you freak out. First, your wife…
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How to Change Your Life and Always Feel Good
Warning: If you’re someone who A. Reads this blog regularly, or B. Prefers feeling miserable, you can skip this one…
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The Inconvenient Truth About Divorce One Year Later
It makes you feel weak. It makes you feel like a chump. In manspeak, it makes you feel like a…
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Guest Post: The Rewritten Life
NOTE: This is the fourth in a series of guest posts set to run while I’m away. And it’s written…
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Groundhog Day CXXIII
“This is one time where television really fails to capture the true excitement of a large squirrel predicting the weather.”…
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So This is Christmas
Christmas is less than two days away. The most-beloved holiday on the Christian calendar. It’s so popular, most of the…
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Pottymouth Training, Vol. 2
I’ll never be able to look at him the same. Not after yesterday. Just 44 inches. He loves to tell…
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An Open Letter to Shitty Husbands, Vol. 4
She’s going to leave you. And even if she doesn’t, she’s going to want to. She’s going to fantasize about…
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The First Date, Vol. 2
My shirt was untucked so she wouldn’t see the pleats. I was running late from work and hadn’t had time…
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The In-Laws
The losses in divorce are great. There’s a huge pile of them. And a lot of collateral damage. With the…
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