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My Gaydar is Broken
I thought Dave wanted to be my friend.
Fine by me. I’m friendly and stuff, and pretty much everyone I…
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Hey! Stop “Bob Rodgersing” My Pregnant Wife!
Author’s Note: Sexual assault isn’t funny. And if Bob Rodgers were to ever “Bob Rodgers” the wrong person, he could…
The Pee Problem
Because I’m sometimes unreliable and don’t always follow through with things, I am getting serious about my body for the…
A Girl at a Bar
It was to be a different kind of Valentine’s Day.
I was okay with that.
My five-year-old son had a…
Technical Difficulties, Vol. 3
I premature ejac-posted tomorrow’s post while trying to edit it on my phone WHILE drinking.
*shrug*
I’m sorry.
It will…
‘Twas the Night Before Christmas
‘Twas the night before Christmas and I was at home, totally alone, and writing a poem. The house is a…
