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The Roommate Dilemma
I live unsustainably.
I’ve known it for a while, but it really became evident when I was kicking around how…
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An Open Letter to Shitty Husbands, Vol. 5
“So what you are saying is, I need to help you around the house and with the kids whether I…
Pottymouth Training, Vol. 2
I’ll never be able to look at him the same.
Not after yesterday.
Just 44 inches. He loves to tell…
The Overdue Library Books
I’m coming unraveled.
And I’m angry.
At myself. At my ex-wife. At my life.
But mostly, it’s just me.
Own…
How to Feel Proud of Your Child
I’m hard on my son sometimes.
To the point where I make him angry. Because I want him to be…
The Tooth Fairy: An Economic Analysis
My five-year-old son has loose teeth. Three of them.
One may come out as soon as today.
He’s pretty excited…
Chauncey Billups Isn’t Real
I wanted to go to outer space.
Fly in space shuttles. Eat shitty space ice cream. Play on the moon.…
The Almost Stepdad
One of my best friends just lost two children.
Two little boys. The oldest, 5, and his younger brother, 3.…
Pottymouth Training
It must have been between songs, because I tend to play music loudly, even with my five-year-old son in the…
My Son’s Other House
The drive took one and a half songs.
My five-year-old sang along with both because he has good taste like…
