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Grade School Shenanigans
I kept my head down.
My first-grade teacher was really letting me have it in front of the entire class.…
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Sept. 11, 2001: A Reflection on Freedom
It’s the jumpers plummeting to their deaths that I’ll always think of first.
A half hour earlier, everyone in those…
Hey, Match Girls: Piss Off. You Had Your Chance.
Now that I no longer have an active Match.com account, women are emailing and “winking” at me, left and right.…
Good Shit
You might think I lack self-confidence.
The entire theme of Must Be This Tall To Ride has a sometimes serious,…
How to Succeed at Anything
It’s not easy.
But it is simple.
If you want to succeed—in anything, whether it be love, or work, or…
Writer’s Block
I lose sleep over it.
Writer’s block.
Because this project matters to me. Other than my son and job, I…
The Liar, Liar, Pants on Fire Routine
There’s a guy.
I don’t know him.
He recently started dating a girl.
And I know her well enough to…
The Top 10 List
In junior high, most of the kids made Top 10 lists ranking the girls or boys they liked in our…
Back to School
Today was my first day being a single dad on a school-day morning.
This meant dressing my five-year-old son a…
Technical Difficulties
I spilled beer on my computer keyboard and broke it.
It got drunk. It passed out. And then died of…
