Must Be This Tall to Ride

I have a very bad cat. His name is Eli. He lives in the unfinished half of my basement, and…

Kids are smarter than you. When kids aren’t crapping their pants, exposing themselves in public or throwing temper tantrums because…

On an April Fools’ Day long before the one my wife chose to vacate our home, the local newspaper ran…

It’s so easy to feel sorry for yourself. I do it all the time. Because I lost my wife. Because…

There are so many things I don’t want to do. Ever. Because of decency. Because of personal tastes. But mostly…

NOTE: This is the fourth in a series of guest posts set to run while I’m away. And it’s written…

I premature ejac-posted tomorrow’s post while trying to edit it on my phone WHILE drinking. *shrug* I’m sorry. It will…

NOTE: This is the third in a series of guest posts scheduled to run while I’m off doing something else.…

“This is one time where television really fails to capture the true excitement of a large squirrel predicting the weather.”…

NOTE: This is the second in a series of guest posts scheduled to run while I’m away from real life.…