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How to Fail at Saving Lives
Follow these 20 steps to do it right.
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Have your parents get divorced when you’re young. Before kindergarten works.…
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Are You Paying Attention?
I think about how we treat the people and things that matter most.
The way we “Maybe later, kiddo” our…
In the Trailer Park with Elise and a Deaf Man
I lived in an Iowa trailer park.
Mom always called it a “mobile home,” and fondly remembers it as being…
The Three Wishes
Everyone has considered it.
Finding that genie lamp.
Three wishes.
“Only” three. Because we’re greedy and we want more. We…
How I Survived Tiffany and New Kids Live
The question always puts me in a cold sweat.
“Hey Matt! You’re a big music fan. What was your first…
Good Shit
You might think I lack self-confidence.
The entire theme of Must Be This Tall To Ride has a sometimes serious,…
