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Hangovers and $4 Lobster
Because I had more fun than I usually do last night, I don’t feel amazing today.
While I was being…
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I Don’t Smoke Cigars
It’s the little moments that change your life forever.
The whispers.
The That almost happened! moments.
The close calls.
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The Greatest Generation
After my parents came back to the house to tell me which one of them I was going to live…
“Dad! I Have to Show You Something.”
Uh-oh.
That can mean so many things.
“Daaaad! I have to show you something,” my five-year-old yelled from down the…
The Problems That Remain
When I have a bunch of chores, I tend to save the hardest stuff for last.
I think there’s probably…
The Art of Dating Discrimination
I’ve only had three girlfriends ever make it past the get-to-know-you phase.
It’s because both my mom and dad had…
A Girl at a Bar
It was to be a different kind of Valentine’s Day.
I was okay with that.
My five-year-old son had a…
The First Valentine’s Day
Valentine’s Day in elementary school is when you found out which girls “liked” you and which didn’t.
We all made…
The Three Wishes
Everyone has considered it.
Finding that genie lamp.
Three wishes.
“Only” three. Because we’re greedy and we want more. We…
How I Survived Tiffany and New Kids Live
The question always puts me in a cold sweat.
“Hey Matt! You’re a big music fan. What was your first…
