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February 2016
If I Die Before I Wake
I think about dying sometimes.
I think about dying because sometimes people die.
I can’t decide how afraid of it…
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My First Radio Interview
Back at my first newsroom job, my paper had a partnership with a regional television news network. Whenever big stories…
The Things Men Love More Than Wives and Children
Many guys are afraid of committing to relationships.
Maybe it’s because we know there will be work and sacrifice involved…
An Open Letter to Shitty Husbands, Vol. 13
Sooooo. I’ve totally masturbated before.
Maybe once. Or maybe 87 million times. Truthfully, I don’t want to talk about it…
How to Be a Man, Vol. 3
“This will work out,” Monty Williams said at his wife’s funeral the other day.
Out of context, you might find…
The Scary Truth About Marriage and Divorce
It wasn’t hard to spot the guys barreling toward divorce.
The message was camouflaged in symbolism, so it makes sense…
How to Avoid Spit in Your Food and Get Your Spouse to Work on Your Marriage
I lose control sometimes.
I don’t know whether I’m in the minority, or whether most other people lose it, too.…
The Third Post-Divorce Valentine’s Day
My phone buzzed.
The text read: “I’m telling you now, so we don’t have to have a guilt-ridden conversation later.…
Do Nice Guys Really Finish Last?
If we are referring to orgasms: Absolutely. I mean, you want her to like it and want to do it…
She Feels Like Your Mom and Doesn’t Want to Bang You
Your mom probably doesn’t want to have sex with you.
I work hard at not judging. Glass houses and whatnot.…
