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December 2013
Do What Matters
What matters most varies from person to person.
Often it’s our children. Our family. Our friends. Our faith.
We value…
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Love is a Choice
Stay with the same person long enough and you’re going to feel it.
Monotony.
Staleness.
Boredom.
At times, you’ll feel…
Pottymouth Training, Vol. 2
I’ll never be able to look at him the same.
Not after yesterday.
Just 44 inches. He loves to tell…
How to Be a Man
I’m going to turn 35 in 2014. Just a few short months from now.
My life is not what I…
Almost Murdered in Peoria
It started the same as every horror movie you’ve ever seen, minus the part where I got to have sex…
In Defense of Men
Men aren’t so bad.
We lead nations. Win wars. Build skyscrapers.
We fix things. Protect things. Create things.
We are…
An Open Letter to Shitty Husbands, Vol. 4
She’s going to leave you.
And even if she doesn’t, she’s going to want to. She’s going to fantasize about…
The Overdue Library Books
I’m coming unraveled.
And I’m angry.
At myself. At my ex-wife. At my life.
But mostly, it’s just me.
Own…
The Lottery Tickets
They peek from my wallet.
Two small pieces of paper with random number sequences printed on them.
They’re most likely…
How to Accept Gifts
I am historically bad at accepting gifts from anyone who is not my mom or dad.
I get a little…
