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Staying Together For the Kids is a Good Enough Reason For Me
It was like I couldn’t catch my breath. I was afraid.
I’d never felt anything like this before. I stood…
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Three Years From Now
Sarah asked:
“How would you like to see your relationships evolved in the next three years?”
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If form holds,…
Surprised by Election Day? Please Don’t Vote!
Facebook and Google and McDonald’s and a bunch of other large, influential organizations are encouraging Americans to get out and…
Advertising and Kids
I know how to stimulate the economy.
Not create job growth, necessarily. This plan would almost certainly not address the…
“Dad! I Have to Show You Something.”
Uh-oh.
That can mean so many things.
“Daaaad! I have to show you something,” my five-year-old yelled from down the…
An Open Letter to Shitty Husbands, Vol. 4
She’s going to leave you.
And even if she doesn’t, she’s going to want to. She’s going to fantasize about…
The First Date, Vol. 2
My shirt was untucked so she wouldn’t see the pleats.
I was running late from work and hadn’t had time…
The Hourglass Theory
Great. This guy again, I thought.
It was Joe. A guy I used to work with.
He was a newspaper…
The Penis Talk: A Conversation With My Five-Year-Old Son
Earlier this week, my son, who is in his third week of kindergarten, exposed his penis to other boys in…
An Open Letter to Shitty Husbands, Vol. 2
There’s a huge difference between being “whipped” and being a man who puts his wife first.
Being whipped is cowardly.…
