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An Open Letter to Shitty Husbands, Vol. 13
Sooooo. I’ve totally masturbated before.
Maybe once. Or maybe 87 million times. Truthfully, I don’t want to talk about it…
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The Scary Truth About Marriage and Divorce
It wasn’t hard to spot the guys barreling toward divorce.
The message was camouflaged in symbolism, so it makes sense…
The Third Post-Divorce Valentine’s Day
My phone buzzed.
The text read: “I’m telling you now, so we don’t have to have a guilt-ridden conversation later.…
She Feels Like Your Mom and Doesn’t Want to Bang You
Your mom probably doesn’t want to have sex with you.
I work hard at not judging. Glass houses and whatnot.…
When You Say ‘It’s Not My Fault,’ it Becomes Your Fault
Imagine for a moment that two people plan and carry out an armed bank robbery.
Just like you’ve seen in…
The Difference Between Knowing the Path and Walking the Path
Because I sometimes make bad decisions and do the wrong thing, I got internet-mouthy with readers in the comments of…
I Guess I’m a Little Bit Sexist
A lot of people read my post about “dishes” (that wasn’t really about dishes) and came away believing I’m sexist,…
‘My Wife is Irrational, Therefore She’s Wrong’
I know it’s hard, guys.
I’ll never be confused for a genius or scholar, but I’m reasonably bright in a…
Of Course It Was About More Than Dirty Dishes
I thought it was obvious that my wife didn’t—literally—want a divorce because of some dishes left by the sink.
I…
We Put Everything Ahead of Marriage and Then Wonder Why It Fails
Let’s play a game.
Serious multiple-choice quiz:
1. What educational subject interests you most?
A. History
B. Math
C. Science…
