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How to Accept Gifts
I am historically bad at accepting gifts from anyone who is not my mom or dad.
I get a little…
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How to Swear: Welcome to O-#%!*ing-hio
Because the folks at Mashable took their sweet-ass time reporting this awesome story, many people didn’t learn until yesterday that…
The Writing Itch and a Love Song for One
I woke up today and thought to myself for the first time in my entire life: I can write a…
Remember to Remember
I was just paging through an old photo album my mom gave me during my Thanksgiving visit.
I was little…
How to Feel Grateful, Vol. 2
I’m on a never-ending pursuit of happiness.
You are, too. You might not realize that’s what you’re doing. But you…
Nothing is Sound
We were standing in the kitchen, drinking, but not yet buzzed.
There was a small party at our house, but…
How to Feel Proud of Your Child
I’m hard on my son sometimes.
To the point where I make him angry. Because I want him to be…
From Now On Our Troubles Will Be Miles Away
The stockings are hung by the chimney with care.
Minus one.
The Christmas tree is up. No lights or ornaments…
The Saturday Post
No one reads anything I write on Saturday.
Statistically, about half as much as every other day of the week.…
How to Live a Regret-Free Life
You’re going to die.
Just like me.
It might be in 80 years.
It might be in 10.
It might…
