February 2014

Valentine’s Day in elementary school is when you found out which girls “liked” you and which didn’t. We all made…

Everyone has considered it. Finding that genie lamp. Three wishes. “Only” three. Because we’re greedy and we want more. We…

The question always puts me in a cold sweat. “Hey Matt! You’re a big music fan. What was your first…

I have a very bad cat. His name is Eli. He lives in the unfinished half of my basement, and…

Kids are smarter than you. When kids aren’t crapping their pants, exposing themselves in public or throwing temper tantrums because…

On an April Fools’ Day long before the one my wife chose to vacate our home, the local newspaper ran…

It’s so easy to feel sorry for yourself. I do it all the time. Because I lost my wife. Because…

There are so many things I don’t want to do. Ever. Because of decency. Because of personal tastes. But mostly…

NOTE: This is the fourth in a series of guest posts set to run while I’m away. And it’s written…

I premature ejac-posted tomorrow’s post while trying to edit it on my phone WHILE drinking. *shrug* I’m sorry. It will…