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They say everyone gets theirs.
Fifteen minutes.
And near as I can tell, this is mine.
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A Robot That Does Everything For You
“Hey dad,” my five-year-old son said. “Wouldn’t it be cool if for your birthday, I got you a robot that…
The Calm Before the Storm
“His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy
There’s vomit on his sweater already…” ‘Lose Yourself,’ Eminem
Hundreds of…
Things I Learned About Myself From My Baby Book
I once shit my pants four times during a wedding and everyone in the church heard each one.
Four times.…
It’s Okay to Hurt
Sarah was just a child when she lost her big sister.
A gorgeous 17-year-old. Stricken with cancer. Died in her…
How to Be the Worst Paperboy
I grew up poor.
In a Catholic school with uniforms and predominantly wealthy classmates.
We weren’t, like, destitute. The lights…
