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“Be Still and Know that I am God”
God talks to me.
Not from a burning bush.
Not from the heavens above.
Not in my dreams.
Not through…
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An Open Letter to Shitty Husbands, Vol. 3
I met a shitty husband last night.
And I liked him. First impressions go a long way with me.
And…
New Thought: I Don’t Know The Secret
I read The Secret. I still don’t know it.
I also read Wallace Wattles’ The Science of Getting Rich. And…
The Final Wedding Anniversary
Don’t roll your eyes.
I’m not gonna do what everyone thinks I’m gonna do.
Today does feel heavy, though. And…
Two Poles in the Pond
My neighbor Ryan is going to be so disappointed in me.
I changed my mind and canceled my online dating…
Bad Luck Brian is My Neighbor
Well, shit.
I thought I had the market cornered on misfortune.
And it turns out I’m not even the unluckiest…
“Do you want to have more kids?”
Someone just asked me that.
And I didn’t have an answer. But it feels like the kind of question worth…
Sure, Marriage Sucks; But Does it Have To?
My neighbor Ryan proposed to his girlfriend this week.
She said yes.
I live directly across the street. So I’m…
Confessions from my Past: The Dump Kid
When I was in eighth grade, I gave a kid a horrible nickname that people still remember today.
I called…
Online Dating: To Fish, or Not to Fish?
My three-month online dating subscription will auto-renew on August 14 if I don’t cancel it first.
That’s my wedding anniversary.…
