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My 9-Year-Old Accidentally Explained Why His Mom Divorced Me
“What do you want to have for dinner tomorrow?”
My wife asked me that a lot and I didn’t like…
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Why Nonsense and Choosing the Wrong Thing Can’t be Ignored
“Feelings don’t matter.”
I don’t think anyone currently or formerly close to me would accuse me of heartlessness, but I’ve…
When You’re Too Comfortable to Know You Shouldn’t Be
Sometimes I wonder whether I’ll die one day from a heart attack or cancer because of things I consume or…
Text Less, Speak More — Because the Break-Up Sauce Tastes Awful
I want you to imagine a person looking you directly in the eye and saying: “I’m going to kill you.”…
Sorry You Asked
I took down the MBTTTR “Ask Me Stuff” page because someone email-yelled at me about a large amount of unanswered…
Don’t Overthink It: To Live Better and Feel Happy, Have More Fun
Do you ever find yourself in situations where you’re supposed to be having fun and feeling good, but you’re not…
The Subtle Difference Between Shitty and Non-Shitty Husbands and Wives
The difference is so subtle that I didn’t recognize it until now.
And now that I have, it isn’t hard…
You Don’t Have to Get Married, So Maybe You Shouldn’t
Frank: “Hey, I just want to thank you one last time for being here. It’s the best day ever.”
Beanie:…
How to Seduce Your Wife (Because Your Old Single-Guy Tactics Won’t Work)
Google processes more than 60,000 internet searches every second, or nearly 6 billion per day, and the Nos. 1 and…
The Cancer of Misunderstanding
Remember when we were kids?
Afraid of getting on the big roller coasters. Afraid of jumping off the high-dive at…
