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Hey, Is Anybody Out There?
Hey everyone. This is just a little test to see if any of you are still connected to this blog.…
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The Liar, Liar, Pants on Fire Routine
There’s a guy.
I don’t know him.
He recently started dating a girl.
And I know her well enough to…
The Top 10 List
In junior high, most of the kids made Top 10 lists ranking the girls or boys they liked in our…
Back to School
Today was my first day being a single dad on a school-day morning.
This meant dressing my five-year-old son a…
Technical Difficulties
I spilled beer on my computer keyboard and broke it.
It got drunk. It passed out. And then died of…
“Be Still and Know that I am God”
God talks to me.
Not from a burning bush.
Not from the heavens above.
Not in my dreams.
Not through…
An Open Letter to Shitty Husbands, Vol. 3
I met a shitty husband last night.
And I liked him. First impressions go a long way with me.
And…
New Thought: I Don’t Know The Secret
I read The Secret. I still don’t know it.
I also read Wallace Wattles’ The Science of Getting Rich. And…
The Final Wedding Anniversary
Don’t roll your eyes.
I’m not gonna do what everyone thinks I’m gonna do.
Today does feel heavy, though. And…
Two Poles in the Pond
My neighbor Ryan is going to be so disappointed in me.
I changed my mind and canceled my online dating…
Bad Luck Brian is My Neighbor
Well, shit.
I thought I had the market cornered on misfortune.
And it turns out I’m not even the unluckiest…
