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I Wish That I Knew What I Know Now When I Was Younger
I heard a car alarm going off while exiting the mall.
I’d have ignored it like I do most car…
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A License to Live
Within the first week of getting my driver’s license in 1995, I let a woman with two children in her…
Happy Birthday, Mom
Dear Mom,
It must have been hard. Raising me.
You were so young. Just 21, right? Just a kid? A…
The One Where Everything’s Different
At 4:37 a.m. Central Time, I turned 35.
I’m completely unfazed. I’m less interested and less affected by the occasion…
An Open Letter to Shitty Husbands, Vol. 3
I met a shitty husband last night.
And I liked him. First impressions go a long way with me.
And…
