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Hey, Match Girls: Piss Off. You Had Your Chance.
Now that I no longer have an active Match.com account, women are emailing and “winking” at me, left and right.…
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How to Succeed at Anything
It’s not easy.
But it is simple.
If you want to succeed—in anything, whether it be love, or work, or…
The Liar, Liar, Pants on Fire Routine
There’s a guy.
I don’t know him.
He recently started dating a girl.
And I know her well enough to…
An Open Letter to Shitty Husbands, Vol. 3
I met a shitty husband last night.
And I liked him. First impressions go a long way with me.
And…
Two Poles in the Pond
My neighbor Ryan is going to be so disappointed in me.
I changed my mind and canceled my online dating…
Online Dating: To Fish, or Not to Fish?
My three-month online dating subscription will auto-renew on August 14 if I don’t cancel it first.
That’s my wedding anniversary.…
