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An Open Letter to Shitty Husbands, Vol. 7
Divorce and broken homes and dysfunctional relationships are a global epidemic.
Men have the most power to help solve the…
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The Anti-Bucket List
There are so many things I don’t want to do. Ever.
Because of decency.
Because of personal tastes.
But mostly…
If My Grandma Married a Liam Neeson Movie Character
My grandmother is almost 80 years old.
She is the sweetest, kindest human being who has ever existed. Anyone who…
Things I Learned About Myself From My Baby Book
I once shit my pants four times during a wedding and everyone in the church heard each one.
Four times.…
Don’t Come With Me if You Want to Live
I threw in my lot with most of you a long time ago.
And by “most of you,” I mean…
Pottymouth Training, Vol. 2
I’ll never be able to look at him the same.
Not after yesterday.
Just 44 inches. He loves to tell…
An Open Letter to Shitty Husbands, Vol. 4
She’s going to leave you.
And even if she doesn’t, she’s going to want to. She’s going to fantasize about…
The Versatile Blogger
Just when I thought I’d wrapped up my blogging-about-blogging, Lara at Time is of the Essence had to go and…
Pottymouth Training
It must have been between songs, because I tend to play music loudly, even with my five-year-old son in the…
Grade School Shenanigans, Vol. 2: He Did What!?!?
The two most-commonly told jokes in men’s restrooms among both acquaintances and strangers, go like this:
“Oh, so this is…