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A Blog Vacation
I try to explain how it works in my head but most people don’t or can’t understand.
It’s probably really…
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The Book Project, Vol. 2
You probably think I’m procrastinating. (And you’re technically correct.) But in the context of my life, things are right on…
How to Start a Blog
Feral Wife asked:
Hi Matt, I have truly enjoyed reading your blog. I found it shortly after asking my husband…
Do You Want to Know the Secret, Too?
Everyone wants to know the secret.
But it seems like no one knows it, and if they do, no one’s …
ADHD is Real and I Have It
I’ve always been this way, so I never bothered to consider something might be wrong.
It’s not that I procrastinate…
The Secrets We Uncover
One minute I was standing on a hilltop in the Ohio countryside, scanning miles of farmland in every direction.
The…
An Open Letter to Shitty Husbands, Vol. 10
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The Flammable Heart
I used to be homophobic, an unabashed litterer, and so pro-life that I would argue passionately against the idea that…
The Underwear Problem
Sometimes I wear embarrassing underwear.
Each time I do, I’m gambling that no women are going to jump out of…
The Hand That Rocks the Cradle
Many aspects of the human experience unite us.
Commonalities. Things we all share. Our DNA is similar. Our biology and…
